I have finished crocheting my first piece of clothing. That is wonderful, but what is less wonderful is that I’ve somehow forgotten I’m actually a small creature and my attempts to make this sweater a bit oversize have resulted in something that does not fit due to being too large.I think it may be salvageable, but I’m finding it difficult to drag myself back to the project after “finishing” it and finding it lacking.
Fabric never does me bad like this. Well, it does, but I’m used to how it misbehaves. Example: for some of this crochet project I planned to dye the yarn, so it wouldn’t just be plain white.
“I’ll get to it when I need it,” I thought. You see, with fabric the dyeing process can be a hassle (above a certain quantity of yardage, fabric is always a hassle), but it is straightforward. Yarn though? It’s not fabric.

With yarn, you have to turn it from a tidy skein into a hank (or several),which means unwinding an entire skein and spending quite a lot of the dyeing process trying not to tangle everything. Then, when you’re done, re-winding it.

I survived though. Here is some evidence. I have not colour corrected these for shit, which is fine because tbh the resulting colours are some of the literal worst to get accurate (I hate you, teal and peach).


What is hilarious is that, in the end, I almost perfectly matched a skein of store bought yarn. Not my intention! I doubt I could replicate!! Notes for myself I guess: this is SEI Tumble Die in maybe? Aqua?? (the colour is not labelled) and RIT Rose Pink in a misting bottle.

Anyway, fibre arts remain fun and frustrating in equal measures, which is why they have me by the throat. You can see the sweater when I’ve fixed it. This whole thing could have gone sideways and it DIDN’T, which means I’ve learned nothing and will probably approach yarn with the same “fuck it” energy next time I have to dye a batch.